I didn’t intend to post this morning but I have news of imminent danger to us all (particularly garden lovers in the U.K.) that I must share. Quick, there’s no time to lose!
The Garden Gnomes are attacking!
Don’t be fooled by the little guy smiling at you right now from your front yard; he’s stealthy; he’s sneaky; don’t turn your back on him!
Are you at risk? Are your gnomes (or your neighbors’) exhibiting suspicious activity? Do you know how to gnome-proof your house, both inside and out? Are you prepared to engage in mortal combat with a garden gnome and come out the winner?
If not, be sure to check out www.howtosurviveagardengnomeattack.com or pick up the book of the same name by Chuck Sambuchino.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll reach for the flamethrower.